Mar 7
Note to Starbucks - Don’t Make Me Change My Language
Ever since they took 3 hours off last week for a nationwide training, it seems that Big Brother Starbucks is requiring that I participate in thier doublespeak. I refuse! When I order a medium coffee, I want a medium coffee. You can call it tall, grande, supremo or some other made up language, but we all know what I mean. I want a medium coffee. On top of that, it seems that if I ordered an iced supremo quad shot, splenda caffee latte frappacino, they would expertly translate that into a tasty hot beverage. But as soon as I utter the word ‘medium’, you act like that word does not even exist. I refuse to participate in your fascist word-smithing and will happily walk a couple of extra blocks for a coffeeshop that does not participate in such dictatorial tactics.
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