A Cryptozoological Behavioral Specialist, Virgil Smackey, captured a series of blurry, but unmistakable, photographs of a bigfoot, near Buffalo, NY. According to a nonchalant Smackey, “I don’t think I have ever seen a robot fight a bigfoot. Wow! A rare treat.” Scientists from the National Cryptozoological Service and The International Society of Roboticists are examining these photos for authenticity but are otherwise detecting clues into the socio-dynamics and history of the robot and Bigfoot feud. Territoriality is the most widely assumed cause for these decades long battles for supremacy.